Key Bottle Opener
I don’t think I need to go into that much detail with this do I?
It’s a KEY BOTTLE OPENER people. Why don’t you already have one?
It attaches to your keyring, it’s inconspicuous, it doesn’t get in the way, and it’s always on your possession.
Although, to be fair, I’m asking you why you don’t already have one, and here I am only just getting around to purchasing one (and even then my mum bought it as a gift for me.)
Despite what you may think if intoxicated (responsibly) this thing will not open your door. Trust me.
Cheap as chips. Sturdy quality. Opens bottles.