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Sperm Testing Gauge
Don't pretend you've never wondered about it! Finally there's an easy way to see how well you stand up against all other men. Now we don't want to suggest that manliness is determined by the amount of splooge you produce but, you know, you wanna find out now that you're thinking about it.
Have you got junk spunk or super sperm? It's easy enough to find out - just fill 'er up! There are standard ml measurements on one side, or (the one you really want) "comparative" measurements on the other. Find out if you're Mr Average, or if you just can't measure up. We all know you're not gonna stop wondering about your load until you test it out!
- Glass measuring tube
- Measures in ml or by novelty comparisons